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lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:

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yankees-bsb-aremyinspiration:

lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.

DAMMIT, STAFF.

Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.

well,…

Yeah not going to take any risks with this one.

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Worldbuilding Wednesday

Sure why not. I rarely do this and I really need to. I haven’t put enough time into developing my headcanons lately. So ask and ye shall be answered. Or at the very least I’ll try to. 

dachindae: janeaudron: jinkking: briannacherrygarcia: madhattress330: lysnk2: goldfishchronicles: risksareforsurvivors: Shot in my jaw. Awesome. that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.  …my ass? …The inside of my thigh? Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS. I was probably some sort of real warrior. Till I also took an arrow to the knee. The right one, in case you were worried. So stabbed in the back and I can’t remember the other spot. A least the birthmark is smaller than it use to be. I got shot in the ovary or something. Shot in the forehead above my right eye.
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dachindae:

janeaudron:

jinkking:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

I was probably some sort of real warrior. Till I also took an arrow to the knee. The right one, in case you were worried.

So stabbed in the back and I can’t remember the other spot.

A least the birthmark is smaller than it use to be.

I got shot in the ovary or something.

Shot in the forehead above my right eye.

Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular

  • Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
  • English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
  • WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
  • SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
  • Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
  • Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
  • California Person: Oh great, more fog.

Source: wrennyjen

badcrispy: “What have you been DOING?” “Nothiiiiiiiing.” “That doesn’t explain how these got here.” ________________________________ I am fighting my feet.  I love Texas but my heels are hella dry and have cracked to the quick despite my best efforts.  It’s kind of like having glass perpetually buried in your soles.  It’s painful and annoying. Ahahaha. His grumpy face. On another note I’m sorry to hear about your heels. That sounds agonizing.
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badcrispy:

“What have you been DOING?”

“Nothiiiiiiiing.”

“That doesn’t explain how these got here.”

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I am fighting my feet.  I love Texas but my heels are hella dry and have cracked to the quick despite my best efforts.  It’s kind of like having glass perpetually buried in your soles.  It’s painful and annoying.

Ahahaha. His grumpy face. On another note I’m sorry to hear about your heels. That sounds agonizing.

Source: badcrispy

Livestream on!

http://www.livestream.com/silvacdrawing

absobrochelle: pizzopaps: connormpreg: pocket-chibz: racheltheassassin: remilia-kanaya-kulit-and-friends: darckcarnival: solluxcaptorreblogs: shiftingpurple: foxintwilight: …am I that old? Great Scott I havn’t seen one of those things in ages. wow that makes even ME feel old Christ, I feel ancient. Is that paint? I’m fifteen and I know what that is used for :|  ((YES! I know that thing! I used to keep money in it, though)) is it bad that i used to make bombs out of these? oh oh /curls up in a ball and feels old I STILL USE THESE I HAVE ONE SITTING ON MY DESK
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absobrochelle:

pizzopaps:

connormpreg:

pocket-chibz:

racheltheassassin:

remilia-kanaya-kulit-and-friends:

darckcarnival:

solluxcaptorreblogs:

shiftingpurple:

foxintwilight:

…am I that old?

Great Scott I havn’t seen one of those things in ages.

wow that makes even ME feel old

Christ, I feel ancient.

Is that paint?

I’m fifteen and I know what that is used for :| 

((YES! I know that thing! I used to keep money in it, though))

is it bad that i used to make bombs out of these?

oh

oh

/curls up in a ball and feels old

I STILL USE THESE

I HAVE ONE SITTING ON MY DESK

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Source: foxintwilight

striderkind: digitonicelectronic: mejust28poundslighter: thinnify: Slimtastic Smoothies: 20 nutritious and delicious smoothie recipes Banana: Blend 2 bananas with 1/2 cup fat-free Greek yogurt, 1/2 cup skim milk, 2 teaspoons honey, 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon, and 1 cup ice. Strawberry Shortcake: blend cups strawberries, 1 cup crumbled pound cake, 1-1/2 cups skim milk, 1-1/2 cups ice, and splenda or stevia no calorie sweetener to taste. Raspberry Orange:Blend 1 cup orange juice, 1 cup raspberries, 1/2 cup plain yogurt, 1 cup of ice and splenda or stevia no calorie sweetener to taste. Honeydew-Almond: Blend 2 cups chopped honeydew melon, 1 cup almond milk, 1 cup ice, and honey to taste. Strawberry-Kiwi: Blend 1 cup strawberries, 2 peeled kiwis, 2 tablespoons sugar and 2 cups ice. Cherry-Vanilla: Blend 1 1/2 cups frozen pitted cherries, 1 1/4 cups milk, 3 tablespoons sugar, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1/4 teaspoon almond extract, a pinch of salt and 1 cup ice. Grape: Blend 2 cups seedless red grapes with 1 cup concord grape juice and 1 1/2 cups ice. Blueberry-Banana: Blend 1 banana, 1 cup blueberries, 1/2 cup unsweetened coconut milk, 1 tablespoon each honey and lime juice, 1/4 teaspoon almond extract and 1 cup ice. Creamsicle: Blend 3/4 cup frozen orange or orange-tangerine concentrate with 1/2 cup cold water and 1 cup each vanilla ice cream and ice. Spiced Pumpkin: Blend 1/2 cup each pumpkin puree and silken tofu, 3 1/2 tablespoons brown sugar, 1 cup milk, 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice, a pinch of salt and 1 cup ice. Black Raspberry–Vanilla: Blend 1 pint blackberries, 1/2 cup raspberries, 1 cup vanilla yogurt and 1 tablespoon honey. Banana PB&J: Blend 1 frozen banana with 1 cup soy milk, 1/4 cup each creamy peanut butter and wheat germ, and 2 tablespoons seedless strawberry or raspberry jelly. Vietnamese Coffee: Blend 1/2 cup chilled espresso or strong coffee, 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk and 1 1/2 cups ice. Top with chocolate shavings and/or chocolate syrup. Pineapple-Mango: Blend 1 cup each chopped pineapple and mango, 1 cup coconut water, a dash of ground allspice and 1 cup ice. Sprinkle with toasted coconut. Chocolate-Banana: Blend 1 banana, 1 cup chocolate ice cream, 1/2 cup milk, a pinch of salt and 1/2 cup ice. Peanut Butter–Apple: Blend 1 chopped peeled apple, 3 tablespoons creamy peanut butter, 2 tablespoons flax seeds, 1 1/2 cups each soy milk and ice, and honey to taste. Veggie: Blend 1 1/4 cups tomato juice, 1/4 cup carrot juice, 1/2 peeled cucumber, 1/2 celery stalk, 1/4 cup each parsley and spinach, and 1/2 cup ice. Lemon–Poppy Seed: Blend 2 teaspoons poppy seeds, the zest and juice of 1/2 lemon, 1 cup plain yogurt, 1/3 cup sugar and 1/2 cup each milk and ice. Strawberry-Maple: Blend 2 cups strawberries, 1 1/2 cups milk, 1/4 cup each maple syrup and wheat germ, a dash of ground cinnamon and 1 1/2 cups ice. Apple-Spinach: Blend 2 cups spinach, 1 chopped peeled apple, 1/2 cup silken tofu, 1/4 cup each soy milk and orange juice, 1 tablespoon each wheat germ, honey and lemon juice, and 1 cup ice. Find more here… YUMM Need this gOD
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striderkind:

digitonicelectronic:

mejust28poundslighter:

thinnify:

Slimtastic Smoothies: 20 nutritious and delicious smoothie recipes

  1. Banana: Blend 2 bananas with 1/2 cup fat-free Greek yogurt, 1/2 cup skim milk, 2 teaspoons honey, 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon, and 1 cup ice.
  2. Strawberry Shortcake: blend cups strawberries, 1 cup crumbled pound cake, 1-1/2 cups skim milk, 1-1/2 cups ice, and splenda or stevia no calorie sweetener to taste.
  3. Raspberry Orange:Blend 1 cup orange juice, 1 cup raspberries, 1/2 cup plain yogurt, 1 cup of ice and splenda or stevia no calorie sweetener to taste.
  4. Honeydew-Almond: Blend 2 cups chopped honeydew melon, 1 cup almond milk, 1 cup ice, and honey to taste.
  5. Strawberry-Kiwi: Blend 1 cup strawberries, 2 peeled kiwis, 2 tablespoons sugar and 2 cups ice.
  6. Cherry-Vanilla: Blend 1 1/2 cups frozen pitted cherries, 1 1/4 cups milk, 3 tablespoons sugar, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1/4 teaspoon almond extract, a pinch of salt and 1 cup ice.
  7. Grape: Blend 2 cups seedless red grapes with 1 cup concord grape juice and 1 1/2 cups ice.
  8. Blueberry-Banana: Blend 1 banana, 1 cup blueberries, 1/2 cup unsweetened coconut milk, 1 tablespoon each honey and lime juice, 1/4 teaspoon almond extract and 1 cup ice.
  9. Creamsicle: Blend 3/4 cup frozen orange or orange-tangerine concentrate with 1/2 cup cold water and 1 cup each vanilla ice cream and ice.
  10. Spiced Pumpkin: Blend 1/2 cup each pumpkin puree and silken tofu, 3 1/2 tablespoons brown sugar, 1 cup milk, 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice, a pinch of salt and 1 cup ice.
  11. Black Raspberry–Vanilla: Blend 1 pint blackberries, 1/2 cup raspberries, 1 cup vanilla yogurt and 1 tablespoon honey.
  12. Banana PB&J: Blend 1 frozen banana with 1 cup soy milk, 1/4 cup each creamy peanut butter and wheat germ, and 2 tablespoons seedless strawberry or raspberry jelly.
  13. Vietnamese Coffee: Blend 1/2 cup chilled espresso or strong coffee, 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk and 1 1/2 cups ice. Top with chocolate shavings and/or chocolate syrup.
  14. Pineapple-Mango: Blend 1 cup each chopped pineapple and mango, 1 cup coconut water, a dash of ground allspice and 1 cup ice. Sprinkle with toasted coconut.
  15. Chocolate-Banana: Blend 1 banana, 1 cup chocolate ice cream, 1/2 cup milk, a pinch of salt and 1/2 cup ice.
  16. Peanut Butter–Apple: Blend 1 chopped peeled apple, 3 tablespoons creamy peanut butter, 2 tablespoons flax seeds, 1 1/2 cups each soy milk and ice, and honey to taste.
  17. Veggie: Blend 1 1/4 cups tomato juice, 1/4 cup carrot juice, 1/2 peeled cucumber, 1/2 celery stalk, 1/4 cup each parsley and spinach, and 1/2 cup ice.
  18. Lemon–Poppy Seed: Blend 2 teaspoons poppy seeds, the zest and juice of 1/2 lemon, 1 cup plain yogurt, 1/3 cup sugar and 1/2 cup each milk and ice.
  19. Strawberry-Maple: Blend 2 cups strawberries, 1 1/2 cups milk, 1/4 cup each maple syrup and wheat germ, a dash of ground cinnamon and 1 1/2 cups ice.
  20. Apple-Spinach: Blend 2 cups spinach, 1 chopped peeled apple, 1/2 cup silken tofu, 1/4 cup each soy milk and orange juice, 1 tablespoon each wheat germ, honey and lemon juice, and 1 cup ice.

Find more here…

YUMM

Need this

gOD

(via luseylottay)

Source: foodnetwork.com

bittercore:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Das right!

Permission to be a bad ass nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

He’s not asking for permission, he’s asking for her opinion. Considering how pissed off he is, it’s nice to know he still thinks of his wife first and that their relationship has evolved to the point where they do not need to speak to communicate

Exactly. This isn’t about needing approval, it’s about being a decent human being and a good husband. This is why he’s a great king.

I’m not sure if the intent of these gifs is to ridicule him, but many people I know in real life said that it was kind of a letdown that such a badass looking man wanted a woman’s opinion on serious manly business. As far as I’m concerned that says a lot about them.

Reblogged for last two comments.

(via dimensionaltranscendence)

Source: gifstyle

Pachurz Was Here: Legend of Korra Thought: Bender Slang

pachurz:

So I’ve been watching a lot of the new ‘Avatar the Last Airbender’ season-thing with Korra, and while I know most people know the main plot puts Benders (people who bend Earth/water/fire/Air) against the Equalists (people who can’t bend) and seek to take away their bending, I keep having a…

Source: pachurz

chicagoted:

travelingmadness:

knowyourmeme:

I can’t even pick a favorite.

KYMdb - Wurds

penkeks and massmurders obvi

Oh lord.

(via absolutelybrochelle)

Source: Know Your Meme

nero-aljon: ALL THE FEELS. I had the urge to draw this for so long and now I don’t have a tablet to finish this with. I can’t even add the blood because I’m too afraid to mess up the lines I already have. HNNNNGH ;n; Eeeeeeee. This turned out so good laura :D
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nero-aljon:

ALL THE FEELS.

I had the urge to draw this for so long and now I don’t have a tablet to finish this with. I can’t even add the blood because I’m too afraid to mess up the lines I already have. HNNNNGH ;n;

Eeeeeeee. This turned out so good laura :D

Source: nero-aljon

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

celestial-shade:

yolo-tier:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

bless those great souls that saved that kid.

 ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’

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lizkay: …rough sketch-idea featuring all four Linkboys think I mentioned earlier that I am working on something like this (for Hetherev) ;) though I am yet not sure how to go on with it, plus there are a few areas that need heavy changes/to be newly drawn, etc. etc. and Alcanter is making a graceless ballett pose all the way XD. Would love to try making this look ‘stitched’/’embroided’ when colored, like a gobelin tapestry or something (that’s why some areas are very simple/stylized looking) need to search how to imitate that digital, should work with the right brushes in Photoshop ;) Featured characters are Kayahan by wyrd66, Gethin by ashley-lee, Anvindr by Silvac and Alcanter by me ;) <3 Ehehehe. I can’t wait to see where you go with this.
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lizkay:

…rough sketch-idea featuring all four Linkboys

think I mentioned earlier that I am working on something like this (for Hetherev) ;) though I am yet not sure how to go on with it, plus there are a few areas that need heavy changes/to be newly drawn, etc. etc. and Alcanter is making a graceless ballett pose all the way XD. Would love to try making this look ‘stitched’/’embroided’ when colored, like a gobelin tapestry or something (that’s why some areas are very simple/stylized looking) need to search how to imitate that digital, should work with the right brushes in Photoshop ;) Featured characters are Kayahan by wyrd66, Gethin by ashley-lee, Anvindr by Silvac and Alcanter by me ;)

<3 Ehehehe. I can’t wait to see where you go with this.

Source: lizkay